Hotel problems

So sometimes I do dumb stuff. Today wasn't an exception...

When you work out of nice hotels, as I do, you try to check in dressed business casual, are always polite to housekeeping, and in general try not to make waves.

But sometimes your name is Colette and you lock yourself outside on a fire escape leading to an alleyway that is locked for some reason. And that's a little embarrassing.

I was standing there, next to another guest's balcony, dressed in torn jeans and an old hoodie from high school just knowing I looked to homeless to be let back in, in the instance that those guest came out to their balcony, in the rain...

Luckily I brought my phone and wasn't outside for long.

But hey. Airhead stuff I do sometimes.

Here's a pic of my boobs :)

food

Tonight I had a delicious meal, I'm feeling inspired to write about my favorite things to eat. 

Dinner dates are always a favorite. Pulling out a great cocktail dress, getting dolled up, putting my heels on. It's so simple, but it's ritualistic, and soothing almost. It's hard to have a bad night when you've had excellent cuisine and drinks. And a man with a refined pallet is attractive to me; so much of my favorite part of escorting are the things I learn by being exposed to well educated, well travelled gentlemen. If you pick my entree when we are out together you will probably earn points in my book. I think it's charming, and I'm not a picky eater, so I'll enjoy it. If I'm in your town it's an assured way to get a great meal, because you know better than I would what will impress at your favorite local spot.

I'm very into all types of Latin food. Being from Georgia [and half a Texan] Mexican food reigns supreme when it comes to Latin food, for me, especially authentic restaurants, and kitschy fusion restaurants [yes deep fried avocado please.] But now that I live in Miami, I'll say Colombian food is great, and I've always had a love of Cuban food. 

I'm also big on beef. Love a great steak! Ted Turner has a great little chain that's of course all over Atlanta called Ted's Montana Grill, where I got my first taste of bison, and that's definitely worth trying. Bison is like the better beef. Love a bison filet. 

My diet though, in general, of my own choosing I usually describe as mostly vegan, except steak and bacon. I love vegetables more than any other one type of food, and do tend to gravitate toward them when cooking.  I also love pineapples, they're probably my favorite food.

I do have a food allergy! If you would like to take me out to dinner, I do tend to ask where first, as a precaution. I don't mind being surprised, because in general at every restaurant I can find food I can eat, but sometimes it can cause an issue.

Let's go to dinner, darling. I'm great company.

And dessert is better than anything they serve in any restaurant ;)

thanks!

I've only been an escort for a short few months but I have definitely met my share of great people, both gentlemen and other ladies.

When I meet with you, you are kind, polite, attentive, and interesting. I've heard great stories [and lovely compliments] I've learned a lot from you, and it's been fascinating. Every day has been a great day and a learning experience worth having.

I love the books I've been given! I've been reading them all snuggled up in bed...

I'll leave you with one of my favorite songs. I hope you enjoy it as much as I've enjoyed you!

love

I  in general am not a pop listener, my music taste are more into strange hippie folky bands that may surprise you... But the exception to the rule is Miss Britney Spears. This year she is at Planet Hollywood in Vegas doing shows. Feel like an extended date and a trip to Vegas? We can do that. I'll in fact do that at a discounted rate. A severely discounted rate. My ticket to Vegas, tickets to the show, and of course my hotel cost will get you three days at my overnight rate. What? All of that for so little? I won't even make you watch Britney with me [even though you'll be missing out on a pop spectacle of epic proportions.]




 

meeting me

My perfect date starts well before my smiling face opens the door for you.  It starts with initial contact.

As I fancy myself a writer [an aspiring one at best, but a writer nevertheless] I love a well written initial message. If you've read my blog, follow me on twitter, are on my mailing list reading my letters, don't hesitate to mention it when you get in touch for a date. As a woman, I am susceptible to flattery, and knowing you've explored all of the content I've put online and checked me out and just had to have me I can't say I'm not flattered. A woman never gets tired of being told she's beautiful. No matter how she may protest and act demure. And a beautiful girl never gets tired of being noticed as intelligent as well.

The quality of your initial message is directly correlated to how much you'll enjoy our time together. Simple messages usually elicit a simple response from me. Our interaction is far more than physical, and I like to email back and forth, and perhaps exchange phone calls if possible before we meet. I'm a fantasy for you before you even get in touch with me, and I want a chance to have an idea of you in my head so you can be a fantasy for me as well. I want to spend the week leading up to our meet dreaming of what will happen.

What interested you in me? How can I make you happy? What do you do to unwind and escape? I want to be part of that. Beyond fitting into the picture of happiness you hold in your mind, I want to reflect the ideas you have back to you, and expand upon them. I want to fully involve and distract your mind. Letting me get to know you a little before our initial meet up allows me to be a little more creative and better tailor your experience. Simple things like having a drink you like, to more complicated things like hair styles. I'm a barefoot hippie, but would you prefer I answer the door in heels?

P411 and Date-Check do allow for you to fill out profiles with this information, but say you don't have one, or yours isn't filled out, you can whisper all these things to me previous to our meeting.

As with all relationships, the key to happiness is communication. You're reading this, so that means you're listening to me, [well, reading, but you get what I'm saying] and will be a pleasure to be around; you are attentive. Communicate about yourself to me, in turn! I'm excited to get to know you.

happy ☺

I was a wild little kid.

The house I grew up in bordered a forested area I'd cut through and after a short walk be creekside. A mile by the creek would lead to the river, where I'd spent many days. Days riverside, I'd bring a book and a notebook, and sit and read and write. I had a grey and black tabby and sometimes he'd come with me, sitting with me for a while, then running off into the trees to play. He'd usually be back to walk home with me.

One early summer some of the neighbor boys and I put up a tire swing, and on especially hot days, the book would be forgotten for taking long swings into the river and sunning my clothes dry out on the rocks. I was always barefoot. We'd get clay off the river banks and make sad attempts at pottery that always turned into mud fights and crazy clay stuck all in my curls.

The Georgia sun is wonderful, and the sounds of the water rushing and the cicadas are the most soothing sounds to me still. We used to eat the mulberries right off the trees, and I'd go home with my fingers stained red and purple, and the pages I wrote too.

I think these perfect southern summer days are the reason that warm weather and nature make me so happy. I can't lie. I live in South Florida now, and this is in part because when the weather drops below 75 I start getting chilly, and when it's below 65, I no longer want to go outside [though I can be tempted during the fall for hikes in the mountains because, I mean, who can help by love the changing foliage] I love the sun on my skin, the wind in my  hair, the rain even.

I love soft grass and being barefoot in it. But hence the barefoot hippie title.

Get outdoors and climb a tree or something ;)
Get happy!

work

 There's a lot of fun to be had doing this job, but being an escort is a job nevertheless. The fun begins once an appointment is made, but getting to that point is a crash course in internet marketing and self promotion.

Site maintenance is key. Obviously it's important for you to be able to find out about me and answer any questions to find out if I'm the girl you're looking for. Or say we've already met, I'm sure you might want to peep out my pics when you think of me. So I do my best to update the info on my site and my pictures so that it's easy to keep tabs on my ever evolving journey into the world of sex work.

Today I'm going to try to fix my mailing list. A few gentlemen have told me they have been having issues getting signed up, and that's no good! I haven't sent out any official mailing list goodies yet, but once I get it up and running  my mailing list will offer VIP client perks. And of course sweet messages from me with a little more personal info. Oh! and candid shots... I'm a selfie junkie, or so I'm told. [It's not vanity, it's the documentarian spirit in me. I have been in customer service in one way or another since I started working [well, except for a stint as a go-go dancer. That was for me :)] and I know how important it is for me to communicate.

The written part of being an escort is much more intensive than one might think. I for sure was surprised. There's much more than taking some pictures and posting some rates. As my service is more personal, I want you to know me before we even meet [hence, the blog, the twitter, the site]. I am very conversational, and I want to know that you'll enjoy your time with me. So I write and I write so that you have plenty to choose from of what to read to know me. Half of escorting is sitting in front of the computer typing, like I'm doing right now. Emails to write, ads to post, site editing, blog entering [entrying? lol].

Luckily, I've always been an aspiring writer and majored in journalism, so my skills were easily converted.

This upcoming week keep checking back, I know I haven't been blogging regularly, what with being home the past several weeks, and the laziness that relaxing inspires... but this week I'll be blogging daily, so keep up with me on my tour through Louisiana! [I attended college here, so who knows you might get to read a drunken entry before I delete in since I have plans with my college roommate, and we always get into trouble]