acronyms: a few details

Though, as I state on my site, I am quite wary to use acronyms, as they are far too general [and everyone has their own interpretation of what they mean] and I don't think they accurately describe the personalized attentive service I strive to bring you, clarity is important to me.

I always make jokes about how a true GirlFriend Experience would be me opening the door in sweat pants and hoodie, hair in pigtails, or all matted together, and sleep in my eyes, and snuggling up in bed while I switched back and forth from sleeping, watching Archer, and eating from a melting pint of Ben & Jerry's Everything But The... 

I'm more about the dream girl experience. I'm all about the honeymoon experience. I'm the "strangers who met on vacation and immediately clicked" experience. Being with me is absolutely like a vacation. I live outside of the "norm" and I want to take you with me, to a place where there is only happiness and comfort.

Alas, the escorting world is a culture effected by yelp [aka TER] and so, especially being new, I'm asked for something more qualitative in my description, and less conceptual. In effort to preemptively answer any questions you may have about what may or may not occur during our time together [though, as always, feel free to ask me any questions colettecurves@gmail.com, though some questions obviously have to wait until after you have been screened] here is a short list of acronyms that will maybe be a little helpful in your decision of what rate is better suited to ensure your desires are fulfilled. Of course, the time we spend together is ours, and I do not abide by a menu or a check list; nothing is guaranteed, but it is important to me to fulfill your desires. Anything that occurs in our time together is of course priceless: my rate is for my companionship only, of course.

Hypothetically, a GFE date would include: LFK/DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS
and a PSE encounter would include all of the above in addition to: CIM/COF, Greek

If you'd like to give me a back massage, I always love that [big boobs lead to sore shoulders most days]. If you'd like to play with my hair, feel free [but never ever get it wet. EVER]

special rates

I have specials listed here and there on many ad sites, but I thought perhaps I'd compile them for a little more ease. If you made it from an ad, through my main site, and are now on my more extensive blog, you might just deserve a reward for your attentiveness!  [I do love a fastidious gentleman]

• I offer $50 off for mailing list members for any book on my list of books I'd like to read this year, or any other book on my Amazon wish list. $100 off for the same for appointments 3 hours or longer. You must be on my mailing list to access this rate.
• $50 off appointments 1.5 hours long or longer for Date-Check or P411 members who book through those sites. Send me an appointment request :)
• If you'd like to treat me to a music festival, my weekend rate will be halved. We don't have to go together, you can bring me two VIP tickets. I'll attend with my redhead girlfriend if you'd prefer to avoid a giant mudpit filled with odd-smelling hippie kids.
• Concerts, of course, are one of my favorites. If you'd like me to accompany you to one [*one I was hoping to attend*] my three hour rate will apply, regardless of how long the music continues on :)
• Follow me on Twitter, if you'd like. I occasional mention things I'd like to do in a specific city, and special rates of course apply for making dreams come true.