Thursday, January 16, 2014

acronyms: a few details

Though, as I state on my site, I am quite wary to use acronyms, as they are far too general [and everyone has their own interpretation of what they mean] and I don't think they accurately describe the personalized attentive service I strive to bring you, clarity is important to me.

I always make jokes about how a true GirlFriend Experience would be me opening the door in sweat pants and hoodie, hair in pigtails, or all matted together, and sleep in my eyes, and snuggling up in bed while I switched back and forth from sleeping, watching Archer, and eating from a melting pint of Ben & Jerry's Everything But The... 

I'm more about the dream girl experience. I'm all about the honeymoon experience. I'm the "strangers who met on vacation and immediately clicked" experience. Being with me is absolutely like a vacation. I live outside of the "norm" and I want to take you with me, to a place where there is only happiness and comfort.

Alas, the escorting world is a culture effected by yelp [aka TER] and so, especially being new, I'm asked for something more qualitative in my description, and less conceptual. In effort to preemptively answer any questions you may have about what may or may not occur during our time together [though, as always, feel free to ask me any questions colettecurves@gmail.com, though some questions obviously have to wait until after you have been screened] here is a short list of acronyms that will maybe be a little helpful in your decision of what rate is better suited to ensure your desires are fulfilled. Of course, the time we spend together is ours, and I do not abide by a menu or a check list; nothing is 
guaranteed, but it is important to me to fulfill your desires. Anything that occurs in our time together is of course priceless: my rate is for my companionship only, of course.

Hypothetically, a GFE date would include: LFK/DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS
and a PSE encounter would include all of the above in addition to: CIM/COF, Greek

If you'd like to give me a back massage, I always love that [big boobs lead to sore shoulders most days]. If you'd like to play with my hair, feel free [but never ever get it wet. EVER]

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